This is it…
THIS IS IT!
The shit IS hitting the fan.
The commander lifts the receiver on the red phone, and for the first time notices the rotary dial.
“What the fuck kind of red phone is this?” he yells.
“THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!”
“I don’t know the number to dial!” he screams, panicking now.
“Gladys! What the fuck is the number for the other end of the red phone?!”
“I don’t know sir! It’s the red phone, I thought you didn’t need a number!”
hello caller, you’re on the air
hello? this is bernard in ohio
can you hear me?
i have information that was beamed in to me by a pink laser..i believe it was the same pink laser that phillip k. dick saw..ok..this is real..
they try to..cut me off and stifle…my communications..to the world…
you said ILLUMINUM FOIL..i’m talkin about ILLuminum foil…like the ILLuminati
and it’s a foil see, a FOIL..like a distraction, a misdirection, like a con-man.
and i saw a magician at the mars jump room, now i went to the mars jump room, and got roofied..ok
and further more i knnow that majestic 12 was also a transvestite chorus line in las vegas during the 70s
and you’re talkin about hollow earth bagels, ok, loook at a bagel…there is a void in the center..like the hollow earth see..
dulce base is a hot plate of alien chimichangas
they want to completely control our lives..that is no joke.that is no conspiracy theory..that is a fact as far as i’m concerned
kids snorting adderall or ritalin..the extasy culture.. experimental hallucinogens purchased online..go to a rave, you’ve got all kinds of pills and powders, crack, coke, herion…yet good quality alchohol is very expensive.. market control
the greatful dead culture, the rainbow gatheings..
all these things are part of the program
gaga tweets
13 dec I know I say this all the time, but I woke this morning so grateful for all of you. Little Monsters, your are the sunshine in my darkness
1 dec Best night ever.1 hour to go till MARRY THE NIGHT VIDEO hits the west coast. I love you monsters. In the words of my dad “You’re the shit.”
Lady Gaga ? @ladygaga 1 Apr
@its_italo BTWF is about working towards changing culture. Not about victims or bullies, or laws. #CompassionRaisingNotFundraising
Lady Gaga ? @ladygaga 26 Mar
Lets remind the world that the zeitgeist continues to beckon for equality+change. The relevancy of freedom, the ying yang of hatred+love
4 Apr
If mercury doesn’t get the f*ck out of retrograde I may give birth to a small menstrual alien on stage. 1:23pm
Or maybe that wouldn’t be the worst idea….:) 23 days 1::27pm
Fat “contrail” being laid by a low flying jet. Heavy spraying that day, it was hot..Ice Crystals my arse